Now you get to make it wilder,
more profitable
& fully yours
You’ve already proven
you can build it
Desire-based alchemy & strategic expansion for self-led visionaries
You know your vision. You know your magic.
But you’ve outgrown what you created.
It works.
It pays.
But you’re bored.
What once felt expansive now feels too beige to hold the depth of what you’re ready to express.
You want the juice. The edge. To let your desire lead.
To express yourself through your offerings in a whole new way
and get paid well because of it.
You’re ready to:
Let your own desire guide you into wild new offers with clients you love to work with.
Identify the version of you that will take you to your next level and become her.
Integrate every download you’re excited about into your offerings. No more waiting until you _____ to have what you want.
Feel a deep knowing in your unique cycle of desire -> death -> rebirth so that you can trust your contractions as much as you trust your expansions.
Invited people into your world in a way that doesn’t just draw the right people in - it turns you on.
You know the magic you know so well when you’re inside of your genius? Well, we’re gonna make your whole life like that.
I’m Alex - Business owner, Business Witch & your new favorite permission slip.
I’m not here to tell you what to do - I’m here to co-create a paradigm shift that facilitates the expansion and expression of parts of you still waiting to be known.
Like you, I’ve lived many lives. In 2015, I left a California State political staffing career to go all in on my first company, Namaste As Fuck and step fully into my work as a facilitator.
Since then, I’ve devoted my life to walking my own cycle of desire, death, and rebirth, weaving structure and embodied knowing into work that opens worlds where none existed before.
If I’m doing it well, my personal work will never be finished. There will always be a new edge to meet, a deeper desire to claim, another layer of self to integrate.
This is deeper than building a business -
This is answering a call.
Welcome to my world. Nothing is off limits.
“My life just keeps getting more and more joyful. I can’t even fathom what the fuck is going on because I’m not working harder…I just seem to be making more money…I just got a new client, I’m getting referrals…it’s totally in my field.”
- Anita Coats, Founder of Dirty, Sexy, Healing.
What I stand for
I’m not here to help you “build a business.” I’m here to help you create a playground where every part of you gets to be integrated and fully expressed - and you just so happen to get paid a lot of money for it.
I don’t want to help you build a business like mine. I’m here to amplify the fuck out of your own energy so you can build a business like yours. There’s no magic in cookie-cutter strategy. And we’re here for magic.
If we’re not making your inner teen proud I’m not doing my job right.
There are answers already inside of your energetic, spiritual & physical body that unlock doors that no coaching course could ever open. There is powerful medicine in integrating your body, your littles & your archetypes into your business. Plus it’s way more fun.
Your business is a mirror. Which means we need to take a full-spectrum, 360-degree look at everything in order to make your expansion sustainable. If you're unwilling to face the ways you're holding yourself back in your personal life, you can’t build a business that genuinely supports and sustains you.
Every strategy works. Every single one. I’m here to help you find exactly which strategy is perfect for you in the season that you’re in, and how to identify when it’s time to pivot. I treat pivoting like a dance. When we can move with the tides of the moon, the seasons & our own energy our business gets to be a living, breathing expression of self.
If you don’t like doing it, why are you offering it?
“Alex, I really want x, y, and z… but it feels impossible to have them all at once.” That’s one of my favorite challenges. Bring me the desires you think can’t co-exist and watch them come alive.
Try me.
How good
would it feel to:
Identify exactly which strategy is right for you, right now. So you can quit guessing which version of someone else’s strategy you should try to shape shift yourself into.
Identify easy shifts you can make in the way you dress, eat & play to land your next embodiment on this plane.
Feel sexy about the work you do & empowered about the money you make.
Saying new desires out loud, watch them come to life & dig deeper to reveal new ones. Rinse & repeat.
Blow your own mind with your calendar - your vacation schedule, free time, hobbies & client work you love.
Feel invigorated by how much freedom you feel to show up as yourself - on & off the clock.
Meet Anita Coats, pleasure coach & Founder of Dirty Sexy Healing.
Anita is an UNCONVENTIONAL grad. During our time together, she 10x’d her income, moved out of hourly pricing, and redesigned her business to work with clients she genuinely loves. She now runs wildly creative containers and works three weeks a month, leaving space for rest, travel, and creativity.
My clients are the shit.
Coaches.
Healers.
Therapists (& ex therapists).
CEOs.
SWers.
Brand owners.
Creative directors.
Deeply intuitive.
Sharp as hell.
Wicked sense of humor.
They don’t fit the “normal” business owner stereotype - and they’re not trying to.
They come to build businesses that are profitable, expansive & lived expressions of their own magic.
Sold yet? Great. Here are some ways we can work together.
Money is a Woman
A 22 day self led initiation into your next level. For visionaries who are ready for purpose, power & turn on in every choice you make.
Private containers.
Immersive intensives.
High-touch advisory.
Step into my office -
Join me in a private session to locate where you are in your cycle of desire, death, and rebirth, clarify what’s working, what isn’t, and choose the container that supports your next becoming.
Meet Whitney Yarnall, Founder of Sojourn Healing Collective in San Diego, retreat leader & somatic facilitator
In our work together, she moved out of hourly pricing and into 3, 6 & 9 month containers that feel transformative for both her and her clients.
We designed her website so it feels like an expression of who she really is & speaks directly to the clients she loves working with.
& in case you were wondering:
I’m a business coach who actually owns a business. I launched my first company, Namaste As Fuck in 2015.
You don’t have to beat the algorithm (or even use social media at all if you’re not into it) to get to where we’re going.
Even if I didn’t list someone in your industry - I have probably worked with a client in your industry. The reason why my client list is so diverse is because it doesn’t matter what we do, we all butt up against the same limitations when it comes to being seen in a new way.
There are ways to automate the shit you don’t want to do and the stuff you’re not good at - you don’t have to become an accountant in order to have the business you want.
You don’t have to change a single thing about who you are to get to where we’re going - in fact, we’re here to make more room for who you really are.
My clients were the ones who named me “The Business Witch” - because I have reputation for untangling big knots of impossibility into magical business solutions that are hella fun to implement.
We’re not here to
“just like, manifest it.” We’re here to create sustainable, expansive businesses through custom fit strategy, attunement & aligned action.
“But I don’t want to have to ______” - you don’t. I’m here to help you build a business where you don’t have to do literally anything you don’t want to.
Adding retreats & in-person immersions to your offerings
I’ve led nearly 50 transformative retreats across the globe - from feral desert festivals to luxury beachfront escapes.
If you’re called to gather clients in real life, I’ll help you design a retreat that’s magnetic, profitable, and expansive for everyone involved. Adding in person activations isn’t limited to the healing industry. This is a powerful way to build branding, community & permission to be seen in an entirely new way.
